Archive for October, 2009
Posted on October 31st, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
…the best holiday ever. m
Posted on October 29th, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
Nobody needs to explain what went wrong with the Yankees last night. Even my dog sent me a text that read “Rill Rughes ras ro ritching rontrol.” When I was a drunk (and I mean like, a pint a day before even leaving the apartment to start trouble drunk) my friend and I used to [...]
Posted on October 28th, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
Here is what I recall about last night, if anyone out there is interested in a disjointed recount of the official book release party for Bowie. My Emergen-C, dubiously effective but somehow comforting Detox tea and Alka Seltzer are to my right. A weird bamboo plant that keeps growing and growing and growing to my [...]
Posted on October 27th, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
Okay the anxiety dreams are gone. The last one was a doozy. Dr. Nick Rivera from the Simpsons talked me into undergoing an unnecessary simultaneous heart and penis transplant with organs harvested from pigs. They were squirming in a cigar box on his desk. Maybe it’s because I am trying to secure an interview with [...]
Posted on October 24th, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
I didn’t really intend to write about Soupy Sales dying, I mean I don’t expect this blog to turn into a sort of clearinghouse for shout outs to those who ate the salmon mousse but after some consideration I realized that he was one of the very few pop icons who both my mother and [...]
Posted on October 22nd, 2009 in Diary (2009-2011)
“I Turn My Camera On,” into “Hell Is Round The Corner” by Tricky into “The Things That Dreams Are Made Of,” by the Human League is a killer segue I’ve no doubt, if you happen to be DJ’ing to European junkies in terrible leather jackets but it’s also just killer. You could throw some “Emotional [...]
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